::snicker:: saw this online. h/t to ThirstyForMore on FFF:
(Gee, this sounds like our church!)
YOU MIGHT BE IN REVIVAL IF:
1. You can’t wait to see Jesus!
2. You cast the demon of cholesterol out of your Whopper before you eat it.
3. McDonalds refuses to serve you coffee because they are afraid you will sue them if the jerks start while you’re drinking it.
4. Your Pastor wears a crash helmet and knee pads when he steps onto the stage to take his place behind the pulpit.
5. You spend a lot of time on the floor.
6. Your pastor finds it hard to finish his sermon much less his sentence.
7. Church doesn’t start until everyone has crawled out of the prayer room into the chapel.
8. The ushers in your church double as catchers.
9. You look forward to extended services, evangelism, prayer, time in God’s presence and holy laughter.
10. YOU LOVE JESUS AND WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IT!
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Cheryl Coldiron
